Remember that classic meme we all know and love? The one where a guy has a shirt that says "NO FEAR" and then he sees another shirt and it makes his shirt say "ONE FEAR?" Well guess what, originally that middle shirt said "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Did you know that? I did! Because I'm the person who made that comic originally. Please support me so I don't get evicted again.
Mournin' Pete is a pig who runs a BBQ restaurant and wants more than anything for you to stop eating his family. But there's nothing he can do to stop you. Forces beyond his understanding compel him to serve his loved ones up to you in exchange for money he neither wants nor needs. And now he's sellin' shirts!
Ever had one of those days where a coyote eats you and you die and you go to hell but when you get to hell they're like "we're full up" and so you turn back around and become alive again and escape out the coyote's mouth and also you're a rabbit? If so, this is the shirt for you! If not, this is also the shirt for you.
From the meme. Remember that meme? Funny thing about that meme is it wasn't a meme originally. It was just a comic I wrote on a takeout napkin about Simpsons porn. And now it's a meme that's been dead for at least four years. But I gotta pay rent, so here I am offering it up for sale. Capitalism, man. Sucks ass.
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One time I said sharks were smooth and nine thousand nerds yelled at me. Who's laughing now? Not me, because I'm in jail for selling my pee at the market as "spicy kombucha."
When I was a kid people were upset about Joe Camel because they thought he was going to encourage kids to smoke, when they should've been upset about something far deeper and darker that he was stirring in us.
This vile cat won't stop claiming he's God. You want to strike him down.... and yet, see how your hand falters. Be careful wearing this shirt. If you're wearing it when you die, you'll go straight to hell.
This happy little egg chose to voluntarily fall off the table and take this baby bird with him to hell out of spite. Every time you wear this shirt you're going to have to look into people's eyes as you explain that to them.
